The children want a dog.
was not enough.
Pestering has not worked, so new tactics are being explored. Last night Missie sat down at my laptop to “write a story. Like you do.” Here’s an excerpt:
Puddles
Once there was a dog called Puddles he lived in a pet shop he had never been owned before although he wanted to. He would have kids love him but they have parents that want something small. (italics mine)
Too subtle???
Oh my how do you stand it? I could never be an effective parent, spineless jellyfish Mom is what they would call me. So what are you going to do?
I thought I might seek advice from my favourite shrink? How traumatized will she be if we don’t cave?
We’re having the same struggles over my SIL’s Swiss Mountain dog, Jada. She’s the size of a small Shetland pony, but is the most well-behaved dog I’ve ever forgotten was in the house. Everyone loves her—I love her, but she’s temporary.
It’s understood that when Jada leaves, we won’t be filling her position with another dog—we don’t have a good yard for dogs and we aren’t at home enough—but understanding and desisting to pester are two different things . . .
MOUNTAIN dog?
*shudder*
The bigger the dog, the calmer, the sweeter, the easier to manage. There are those who will argue with this logic, but it’s true. Even I, dog lover that I am, get nervous around little yappy frantic dogs.
Can you just keep Maisie for a week a month?
We’re supposed to be looking after her again in the first week of the summer holidays (July). Let’s face it, I’m a goner.
Just so long as you remember the dog you get (one of these days!) will be your dog, all will be well. Don’t be taken in by statements of anyone else doing any of the work.
Uh-oh! Should I worry? My older son is writing a story about insects and lizards, and their plan to take over the world… I think I may have stamped on one too many spiders for his liking.
Insects? Lizards? Suddenly a dog is looking okay!
Those eyes, the poem. Oh dear. They’re pulling out all the stops, Duchess. My son’s one all-encompassing pro-dog argument: “A dog would keep me out of trouble, Mom.”
Or maybe, the dog would be in so much trouble you wouldn’t notice the trouble your son got up too
Sigh, we too are getting begging, pleading, negotiations, lobbying, pouting, etc about a dog. It is a tough call. My husband and I both had dogs in the house as children and loved it so it someohow seems “mean” to deny our children. I love the idea of a dog…not so sure about the practicality of it…we live in the city, we have busy lives, and I don’t believe the “I’ll do everything” promises that come with the lobbying. Still I sense we are being worn down. A dog may be in our not too distant future.
That just kills me. I don’t know you, as a mom, even begin to deal with a paragraph like that.
To Averil above, the dogs I had as a kid actually did keep me out of trouble. Whenever we had a dog, I’d rush home from school and stay put. Imagining the dog at home alone, waiting for “just me” to arrive …. I was always dying to go home.
The neighbors brought home a new puppy a couple of weeks ago and all the parents in the neighborhood are cashing in on kid-puppy time. My friend suprised her brood with one the other day. It is so cute and everyone is happy, but after all the poo and rolling in poo incidents, she’s thinking maybe she was insane! It is s-o-o cute though….
Stay strong, D. Stay strong.
*humming Rocky theme*
Oh that sweet, sweet story.
Man, kids are devious.
Last night I had a standoff with a neighbors pitbull who is let run loose far too often. I think it cured my kids of any dog wanting. The only thing scarier than a growling pitbull is the mother of small children threatened by a growling pitbull.
Aha! So the only thing solution is exposure to a scary pitbull. (I’m afraid to admit that I’m scared of dogs. Even cute ones like the one above. Sure, after awhile I’ll get used to her but I’ll never feel cozy. Was attacked three times in childhood.)
But even I would have a hard time resisting Puddles.
Good luck!
My daughter was terrified of dogs until about a year ago. Damn that Maisie!
Lyra, I think her middle name is devious…
This brings back fond memories of my own attempts to convince my family to get a dog. I wrote little notes that explained the benefits of having a dog and then left them all over the house. I even cut out a Far Side cartoon — one that featured a dog frustrated by his lack of opposable thumbs — and I write under it, “Since dogs DON’T have opposable thumbs, they can’t get into too much trouble or open doors on their own.” (I know, right — WTF?)
I was eventually successful and we got a dog. JUST SAYING.
*sticks fingers in ears*
LALALALALA………
My son’s argument was that since we live in the woods, a dog would protect him. How do you say no to that line? Have to admit, his little pound-rescue mutt has protected him, but from the two-legged critters that seem to find our place. Of course, I have always had dogs, and the best were those gentle giants, Irish Wolfhounds.
My uncle used to have an Irish wolfhound – gentle giant indeed.
I wouldn’t be able to resist. I’d get her the dog especially if you have friends that owe you dog sitting.Annie
Spoken like a true grandmother.
We were weeding the drive yesterday and gg says Wouldn’t it be good if the dog could weed? You don’t know seriously how many times I have wished that our dog could answer the phone of weed the garden. Can you imagine we have these conversations?
If a dog could weed…
I hear you on the weeding. He just sits there in the driveway, watching me weed, and looks cute. And I know he’s ornamental, but couldn’t he at least open the door for guests once in a while??
I love how this angst (and suffereing) is really fueling the creativity in this little one. You should torture her more! Perhaps promise ice cream and cake, then leave it on the roof of the car when you drive away from the grocery store.
You really are the bad girl of self publishing.
Maisie’s eyes are so compelling I remembered her for months. I’m pro-dog. I grew up with dogs. I was the afternoon walker, once I was old enough to cross the street alone. As soon as I went freelance, we got a dog. And even if he doesn’t weed, he is a delight.
Oh, a similar plea has come lately to our house too. It’s hard to explain how mommy isn’t ready (will I ever be?) now that Olive is gone but of course I know they are missing having a pup here. We are talking about rescuing a Guinea Pig when we come back from Maine. Keep us posted, dear…
I’m absolutely no help here. I mean, we have five cats. Clearly I have no capacity to say no.
I do love how your daughter took “your thing” and made it her own in order to make her point.
Just do it already.
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