Regular readers of this blog will know that the British tendency to use the word “toilet” for the entire room makes me cringe.
Well, holy crap! Today I actually typed: ”He ducked into the staff toilet. “
What’s happening to me? Why, only last week I said to The Boy, “Give it some welly.”
Can “Cor blimey!” be far off?
But let’s be clear, people. It’s true, I unconsciously typed the word “toilet” for the room today, but I cleaned up my mess. I hit the delete button very quickly. That was a shitty first draft error that will never, ever, ever happen again.